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Couple Lorikeets


Couple Lorikeets
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Copyright: Stephanie Loh (greenpinkorange) Gold Star Critiquer/Gold Star Workshop Editor/Gold Note Writer [C: 280 W: 94 N: 415] (1789)
Genre: Animals
Medium: Color
Date Taken: 2007-03-10
Categories: Birds
Camera: Canon EOS Rebel T3i, Tamron AF55-200mm F/4-5.6 LD MACRO Di II
Exposure: f/8, 1/125 seconds
More Photo Info: [view]
Photo Version: Original Version
Theme(s): Birds in Singapore, Parrot Paradise [view contributor(s)]
Date Submitted: 2007-03-21 6:55
Viewed: 3948
Points: 40
[Note Guidelines] Photographer's Note
MOre Parrot Jokes:

MAGICIAN AND THE PARROT
There was once a magician on a cruise ship who performed mainly sleight of hand tricks. He had a regular spot on the ship's cabaret evening entertainment. He was actually quite a good magician, but his routines were regularly ruined by the onboard parrot who would fly around squawking out and giving away his secrets like:

"IT'S UP HIS SLEEVE, IT'S UP HIS SLEEVE!"or
"IT'S IN HIS POCKET, IT'S IN HIS POCKET!"or
"IT'S IN HIS MOUTH, IT'S IN HIS MOUTH!"

The magician was getting pretty sick of this and threatened to kill the parrot if it ruined his act one more time. That evening right at the climax of his act, just as he was about to disappear in a puff of smoke, the ship hit an iceberg and sank in seconds.

Amazingly, the magician and the parrot were the only two survivors. The magician was lying on a piece of driftwood in a daze. As he opened his eyes he could see the parrot staring at him out of its beady little eye.

The parrot sat there for hours just staring at him and eventually said, "OK, I give up, what did you do with the ship?"

BAD INFLUENCE PARROTS
This lady approaches a priest and tells him,
"Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" inquired the priest.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?' "
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two talking female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots who I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."
"Thank you!" responded the woman.
So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priests house. The priest two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say,
"Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims,
"Put the bibles away. Our prayers have been answered!"

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This one ain't that funny to me but i ran out of jokes! LOL!

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Hi Stephanie,
Lovely pic with this couple.
I love the pose and the details. Great colors as well.
TFS!

Hello Stephanie,
Very attractive shot. i liked the pose and colours.Good details too.
Regards, Smitha.

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  • irimi Silver Star Critiquer/Silver Note Writer [C: 34 W: 2 N: 49] (266)
  • [2007-03-21 8:08]

Hi Stephanie,
Very nice composition. I liked the way how that tree is angled and also the colors and the background.
TFS,
Ahmet

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  • Rolf Gold Star Critiquer/Silver Note Writer [C: 58 W: 0 N: 27] (196)
  • [2007-03-21 8:35]

Cool family shot of this two parrots.
Details and colours are nice and work well with BG.
TFS
Rolf

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  • joey Gold Star Critiquer/Gold Star Workshop Editor/Gold Note Writer [C: 1739 W: 224 N: 6872] (24909)
  • [2007-03-21 8:38]

Great shot with vivid colours and amazing detail. Good composition and POV.
TFS Joey

Hi Stephanie, lovely couple, splendid light and colors, wonderful composition, very well done, ciao Silvio

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  • jaycee Gold Star Critiquer/Silver Workshop Editor/Gold Note Writer [C: 2454 W: 10 N: 8044] (25460)
  • [2007-03-21 11:22]

Hi Stephanie,

What a beautiful pair of birds! The colors and details are wonderful and the setting is amazing. Beautiful photo.

Jane

Hey Steph, you are starting a new note-writing trend on TN, which is so amusing I'm afraid very soon all of us would be writing jokes on birds and bees instead of those heavily Latinized ones :-)!
Anyway, the jokes are hilarious, both of them. Thanks for making me laugh and thanks also for a lovely picture of this pair of parrots.
The picture is a beauty from every point of view.
Ram

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  • mlines Gold Star Critiquer/Silver Workshop Editor/Gold Note Writer [C: 556 W: 26 N: 668] (3116)
  • [2007-03-21 17:01]

Hi Steph. Excellent capture of these two colourful parrots. They certainly look very healthy speciments. Good overall and suitable frame. TFS. Murray.

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  • EOSF1 Gold Star Critiquer/Gold Star Workshop Editor/Gold Note Writer [C: 1393 W: 119 N: 5267] (23955)
  • [2007-03-21 20:22]

Hello Stephanie ! Well done on that great composition, perfect exposure, very good DOF the bottom line is: Wow ! Thanks,

Mario

This is a nice shot of this pair. Great color and sharpness. Thanks for the chuckles. : )

TFS
Evelynn : )

Bonsoir Steph
Très jolie cette prise de vue de ces deux merveilleux perroquets ,beau cadrage ,belles couleurs et jolis détails et la composition est très belle.
Merci et au revoir...JP

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  • arfer Gold Star Critiquer [C: 2731 W: 0 N: 0] (0)
  • [2007-03-21 21:45]

Hello Stephanie

A beautiful photo of these lorikeets.The DOF is really good,it has am almost 3D look.The colours are well saturated too.Very good POV.TFS

Rob

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  • manyee Gold Star Critiquer/Gold Star Workshop Editor/Gold Note Writer [C: 3089 W: 230 N: 6774] (23770)
  • [2007-03-22 3:00]

What a lovely pair, Stephanie.
They make a great composition perched on that stump.
Very sharp details and good light.
Beautiful colors on both of them
TFS. : )

Beautifully shot. Clarity is excellent.
I wish my shots were as good!

Plus those are the cleanest parrot jokes I've heard! I take it you know the one about the parrot with no legs!?*

Gary

Hi Stephanie,
Very nice composition and sharp image.

Biswarup

Hi Stephanie,

This is a very nice capture of these two lories, both subject are focused with sharp precision and the colors are beautiful. I'm curious, is greenpink orange your favorite colors? :)

Hi Stephanie,
My prayers have been answered.
A portrait of two parrot prostitutes....:-)
TFS
Annick

Stephanie,
You have an AMAZING collection of parrots. Very well composed, all of them. They are ALL well presented too.
I had marked your very red one as a "Favorite".
The details on these mutations are sharp. Looks like they were "posing" just for you.
Thanks for sharing.
Greetings from Calgary, Alberta, Canada.
Mario.

Great shot, good DOF background against the bright birds Very nice work. TFS
Donna:o)



thanks for your commments on my photo " Iceberg Ahead! (18) " :o)

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