~Are You Looking At Me?~
|Copyright: Julia Hollis (Runnerduck)
|Date Taken: 2005-04-09|
|Camera: FujiFilm FinePix S5500|
|Exposure: f/3.1, 1/210 seconds|
|More Photo Info: [view]|
|Photo Version: Original Version|
|Date Submitted: 2005-04-12 12:25|
|[Note Guidelines] Photographer's Note|
|Mallard - Anas platyrhynchos|
If you want lots of information on Mallards please look here, here, here, here, here or even here.
If you’re bored of Mallard information the following may be of interest - unless you lack a sense of humour …
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven. Don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man." The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
A duck walks into a pharmacy, and asks for Chapstick. The cashier says, "Cash or check?" and the duck says, "Just put it on my bill."
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for corn. The bartender says "We have no corn, get out of here." So the duck leaves. The next day he comes back and asks for corn again, and the bartender says "I told you, we don't have any corn! Get out!" So the duck leaves. The next day he goes in again and asks for corn, and the bartender says, "For the last time, we don't have corn! If you ever come back, I'm going to nail those webbed feet of yours to the floor!" So the duck leaves. The next day the duck comes and asks, "Do you have any nails?" The bartender says, "No, of course not. Why would a bar have nails?" The duck then says, "Good. Then can I have some corn?"
-jokes courtesy of www.beckett.com
Thanks for looking
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- [2005-04-12 12:49]
I like the shot Julia,
very nice and good composition, very good details and realy orginal, the note is good and the pof and the dof are good, very nice job.
Great shot Julia,
The jokes are a nice treat, well done for knowing 3 clean jokes!!!
Nice details, good colours and sharpness.
Thanks for posting
- [2005-04-12 13:55]
Julia, you slay me. LOL
Excelent shot of the duck and well done on the composition.
- [2005-04-12 14:45]
Great shot Julia, good colours, details and excellent notes.
- [2005-04-12 15:59]
Very good portrait. Excellent sharpness and colours. Good note. Well done.
- [2005-04-12 17:03]
Is this duck doing a runner? Nice capture Julia and good gags. The duck looks nice and you've made a good composition with a nice POV.
Hi Julia, I like the title and this turn-back pose. Very good sharpness and details. Well done and Thanx!
Great note :-)))).
Nice portrait, good details and POV.
- [2005-04-13 6:14]
Hahahaha! Those jokes are great Julia, especially the last one! "Do you have any nails ...?" Hahaha! The picture is very good too. Very nice colors, pose and details. I never get enough of ducks. I really can't, especially the drakes have such marvelous colors. Also, ducks are just funny! TFS!
- [2005-04-13 8:27]
Brilliant post Julia! Duck isn't bad but first of all I like jokes ;-)))
Great phot and colors. The compo is fine and a very interesting read. :) Love the jokes.
Do you serve corn?
Lovely capture of the green feathers. I like the jokes too!